We’re all busy. Despite the fact we’ve robots to Simoniz our automobiles and collate our Telexes, whitewash the fences and worst the wool, life finds myriad ways to deplete our meager supply of that most precious resource: time.

That is why Equality Now for Robot-Pet hybrids has installed a mobile browser theme so that you might keep up with us on the go. I’m not sure how many of you possess one of those mobile telecommunication devices – I’m really not convinced that they’ll catch on, myself – but if you do, feel free to enjoy our little corner of the Internet from any locale you see fit.

Just don’t tell us about it.