I was wondering if I was still a terrible bowler or not. I went bowling tonight for the first time in about 10 years and confirmed that, yes, I am still really awful. Worse than before, even.

My first year in college, my roommate Phil and I would bowl a game or two every night (99 cents a game at the LSU Student Union) before retiring to the dorm to eat fast food and watch Married, With Children and Quantum Leap reruns. My average skyrocketed to a blistering 130. Tonight I bowled 100 even. Look out McCracken and Munson.