I Helped a Dude Named Hank Move a Piano

Despite the fact that I am embarrassingly weak, I think this single act should earn me a rad nickname. I’m leaning toward Tex, but I also like Hoss, Beam, Crusher, That Guy Who Looks Like That Other Guy — You Know Who I’m Talking About, Tuff, Tough, Tug, Gary or Beef.

What do you think?