My wife is carrying a creepy parasite in her belly and there is an entire industry built around making her feel okay about it. I’m actually really excited about it. I have warned her since the beginning, though, that I am not a good role model. It’s not that I don’t want to provide an environment of learning and discipline — I really do — but I really think that inappropriate behavior is funny. So no matter how badly I want to raise a well-mannered, respectful child, the reality is this: it will do something funny; I will laugh; we will both get in trouble.